Own Demotivational Poster
EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!
GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"
MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!
AND WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP -
JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.
Clown spiders -
THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964
SAD CLOWN -
INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.
TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...
WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -
TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -
CONTINUING EDUCATION -
AWESOMENESS - There are signs
HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?
BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.
DROWNING - Sometimes it's REALLY Hilarious!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING -
IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"
CAN'T SLEEP - clown will eat me
CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me
ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...
CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral
ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -
THE CLOWN APOCALYPSE - It Won't Be Funny
CLOWNING AROUND - It's all fun & games until someone gets blown to hell!
DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -
SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.
FISH BOWL -
NO FLY ZONE... -
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - TASTES FUNNY!
CANCER - Shmancer...
FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...
ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.
KARMA - it can hit you at every turn of your life.
CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.
FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.
THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."
OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...
BAD, BAD CLOWNS -
BRAIN ANEURYSM -
TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important
FALLING IN LOVE - They say falling in love makes girls beautiful, but... it just turns guys into clowns into sad, pathetic clowns.
OWNED - Check and Mate
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.
UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM -
MTV CRIBS -
COMMUNISM - I'm downloading it!
BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.
MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -
HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.
FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.
NOT REAL FUNNY FROM 3 TO 11 EITHER -
IF YOU HAVE NEVER - met the devil in the road of life, it's because you're both heading in the same direction
HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.
THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived
OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.
ON THE NOSE -
BROWNIES - Best served when cool
INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way
SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.
CLOWNS IN THE DARK -
THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -
KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.
THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!
2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.
CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!
2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.
MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.
TERROR - When this is the last thing you see before your surgery
CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!
the great clown -
A DILEMMA -
HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...
A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!
FOOD FOR THOUGHT -
CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it
GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.
THE HOLY BIBLE -
SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one
HERE I AM -
THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.
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