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EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm, #127988
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #85485
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm, #240110
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




AND WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP -


TAGS: young innocent grown up adult
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 28, 2013, 3:53 pm, #244706
Cheers, mate!
forseti - March 28, 2013, 1:38 pm, #244703
love it! fav'd!
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2013, 1:50 pm, #244519
Can't go home again...
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:24 pm, #244495
Wow
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:02 pm, #244469
:O ... I flaunted this (I'm arrogant etc) but I never expected such a great reception... Cheers to all of you folks...
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:40 am, #244456
Rick...the master of quality over quantity...of course a 5L!
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:39 am, #244435
gud. reely gud.
falloutghoul - March 19, 2013, 8:15 am, #244433
Ouch. So much OUCH!
Greeny - March 18, 2013, 9:29 pm, #244421
N1 Rick!
GaryO - March 18, 2013, 9:01 pm, #244420
good quote, great composition
Reality Lord - March 18, 2013, 5:25 pm, #244419

wow
Silverheart - March 17, 2013, 7:03 pm, #244389
the FEELS! 5Ls


JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.


TAGS: icp insane clown posse juggalo
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Krysen

agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 12:08 am, #63167
Sure thing, Porcelina. I never like to see lines drawn.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 8:49 pm, #63128
Thank you, AG
agdaniele - March 2, 2009, 8:33 pm, #63126
dweezle's insightful argument aside, they are the same as the old-school punkers, and the FSU clan... it's expression and preference... respect that right.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 2:05 pm, #57352
oooo... Someone's got big balls on the internets! I'm scareded!
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm, #57350
Come say that **** to my face and get your a** kicked...Don't f*** wit the Juggalos
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm, #57349
Come say that **** to my face and get your a** kicked...Don't f*** wit the Juggalos
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 7:03 pm, #32647
Posers, the most over used phrased by insecure 7th graders
Charles Buckett - November 2, 2008, 4:40 pm, #32620
Juggalos, biggest posers since cowboys went out of style
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:32 pm, #28809
Whoop Whoop!
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 6:21 pm, #24322
I blame this one on you, God. The French, I can forgive that..But you really dropped the ball on this one.
God - August 28, 2008, 3:33 pm, #17333
hahahaha.. Juggalos. Douchebags.


Clown spiders -


TAGS: clown spider god nightmares
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Krickit

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:44 pm, #249026
The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!


THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.




CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am, #143065
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm, #143062
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am, #133709
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm, #64401
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm, #52445
At least they aren't the Lions.


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm, #244840
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am, #230949
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am, #195979
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm, #195873
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm, #195872
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm, #195871
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm, #195790
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm, #195788

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm, #195782
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm, #195779
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm, #195778
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm, #195777
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am, #106305
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -




TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: shut down beach boys
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm, #243511
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm, #223170
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm, #223118
"Slingsh**" here I come...


MATHEMATICS -




Pow! -


TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm, #250118
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm, #247890
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm, #245488
Take that you sparking bastard!


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


AWESOMENESS - There are signs




HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm, #246918
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm, #178882
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm, #178881
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm, #178869
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm, #178868
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm, #178867
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




DROWNING - Sometimes it's REALLY Hilarious!


TAGS: drowning lol
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

LordBakumaru - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm, #235024
The way I read the sign: Start laughing and have some bacon.
spypengen - April 17, 2012, 8:37 pm, #233496
I was gonna do a poster like this. 5L for thinking alike


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am, #226051
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am, #262370
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm, #244006
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm, #206679
Wow I never noticed that before


CAN'T SLEEP - clown will eat me


TAGS: clown
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by CW

ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:54 am, #175243
I generally choose to shoot most any clown I encounter. I will of course make an exception for Face... for now. Chompers is on his own.
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 1:34 pm, #155129
You should never EVER sleep near a clown. ANY clown. Night night!
Jmac0585 - January 29, 2010, 1:28 pm, #155128
Well.. I ain't going to be able to sleep now. Thanks alot.
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:09 pm, #155126
ROR!!! AMSOME! Grey, thats not spinach. Thanks for pointing it out i will do a better inspection of my teeth before my next close up
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 1:07 pm, #155125
Face, you have a piece of spinich in your teeth
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 11:38 am, #126552
epic meh


CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me


TAGS: the simpsons simpsons bart clown
Rating: 1.43/5

More motifakes by electric chair guy

TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 12:04 am, #71242
Eat.


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm, #177687
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm, #150624
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm, #150623
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm, #150618
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral


TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Budog

D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm, #222389
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am, #222104
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm, #122116
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm, #121456
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am, #121355
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


THE CLOWN APOCALYPSE - It Won't Be Funny


TAGS: clown apolalypse
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 5:18 am, #239561
So's the Capitol Building in Washington DC.
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 9:37 am, #239535
Come To Quebec The Place Is Full Of Clown's.
Bull - September 29, 2012, 1:57 am, #239529
lol, this reminded me of an old B-movie horror flick called Killer Klowns from outer space.
CloudchaserS - September 28, 2012, 11:54 pm, #239527
Especially if it's Clowny Freaks (Juggalos) getting their clown on


CLOWNING AROUND - It's all fun & games until someone gets blown to hell!




CHOICES -




DROWNED AT THE BREWERY -


TAGS: irish guinness beer pee drowning
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by forseti

the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 11:43 am, #223587
you can never beat the classic5 man!
forseti - June 1, 2011, 1:45 am, #219428
...and you still love it! RIGHT?!
house - May 31, 2011, 6:07 pm, #219420
a very old joke


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




FISH BOWL -


TAGS: calendar cat dinner brown trout
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm, #222201
Am5ome
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:23 pm, #222191
Cute.


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am, #214818
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm, #214769
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am, #214749
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am, #214739
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm, #214674
Excellence.


WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - TASTES FUNNY!


TAGS: clown desert
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - March 29, 2012, 4:58 pm, #232336
Filipino translation ~ Ah it looks funny laughter I tired clown in desert kalakad more humorous turn
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:55 am, #232287
mukhang katawa tawa ito ah yung clown sa desert napagod kalakad mas nakakatawa naman :)


CANCER - Shmancer...




FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm, #82709
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm, #82698
Excellent.


ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.


TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am, #158633
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


KARMA - it can hit you at every turn of your life.


TAGS: karma clowns
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by crazyfreddy

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:47 am, #184673
Beautifully executed!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #184584
Nicely done. 5L


CHILDREN -


TAGS: sit down and shut up
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - June 19, 2011, 11:30 am, #220267

I heard that long before I ever heard of Tom Clancy, at least 30 years ago. Maybe Tom Clancy repeated it.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 19, 2011, 11:15 am, #220266
Really? Tom Clancy said that? I mean I trvel a lot, and I know I heard this somewhere, but I never heard or seen Tom Clancy saying that.
Wraith11B - June 19, 2011, 11:01 am, #220265
How pithy! Too bad this was taken from Tom Clancy's works...


CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.




FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.


TAGS: clown scary ghost
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:51 pm, #221182
No worries, just Chompers with a loaner.


THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."


TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm, #92341
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm, #92318
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat a**.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm, #91595
Hilarious.


OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...




BAD, BAD CLOWNS -


TAGS: clown challenge iceman
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

MashiMashi - October 7, 2012, 1:11 pm, #239830
Gotts remember mostof those TV clowns like Hwdy Doody were hard drinking hard smoking tatoo'd up WWII vets. Thats who was looking for work at the time and this was an easy job. Play nice with the kids for a couple of hours, and then go whoring!
ICEMAN - December 3, 2010, 1:00 am, #205173
You have good taste RL. ;)
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:47 am, #205167

love it!
Setesh - December 2, 2010, 12:57 am, #205056
Balloon animals they'll blow your hair back
Cubbybear - December 1, 2010, 10:21 pm, #205050
This is epic...wow
Chompers - December 1, 2010, 9:27 pm, #205041
Balloon Animals, ribbed for her pleasure.


BRAIN ANEURYSM -


TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm, #194247
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm, #194234
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm, #194156
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am, #194093
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am, #194092
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am, #194091
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am, #194088
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am, #194087
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am, #194086
didn't see that coming...5L


TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important


TAGS: boat truck crash tie down
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 5:02 am, #225374
If you don't ratchet, it'll be rat ****.


FALLING IN LOVE - They say falling in love makes girls beautiful, but... it just turns guys into clowns into sad, pathetic clowns.


TAGS: sad clowns
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by elixiri

TrueGrave - August 25, 2012, 3:22 pm, #238682
a hilarious tragedy, 5 sad manclowns.


OWNED - Check and Mate


TAGS: mac pc owned games
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Untamedfifty - August 16, 2010, 10:07 am, #189658
5 hardcore pc's
nettimato - May 10, 2010, 4:19 pm, #175462
pc pwnt mac hahaha
Fooly4 - March 19, 2010, 5:59 pm, #165734
Consider this is 5 wins. I loled at this HARRD!
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:49 pm, #165002
win, 5/5
Mr. Shiny - March 15, 2010, 2:46 am, #164899
Ha ha I like it.


BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm, #76922
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm, #76517
I want to climb them.


ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.


TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am, #123544
Very kind of you to say so :})


UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM -


TAGS: uplifting the downtrodden
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 12:29 pm, #245282
umm excuse me MissPriss its Jerry Seinfeld to be correct ;P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2012, 12:54 pm, #234037
Nice. Please post to religifake. 5L
lgvernon - May 1, 2012, 12:41 pm, #234036

Thanks, everyone!~
Airman - May 1, 2012, 12:32 pm, #234035
very nice
MissPriss - May 1, 2012, 11:13 am, #234034
Don't know why but the soup Nazi came to mind...NO soup for you (Gerry Seinfeld TV Series) Great pic and caption.
holymoly - May 1, 2012, 9:56 am, #234031
Great pic. Fantastic caption. (have some soup) I'm laughing as I write this. 5 Madame
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:27 am, #234024
Love it! Nice one, Linda!


MTV CRIBS -


TAGS: mtv cribs download music piracy
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by hwtmg

DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 2:31 am, #241083
Amen is RIGHT! Exactly how I feel about it too!
forseti - March 29, 2010, 3:42 am, #167613
WORD!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 28, 2010, 1:00 pm, #167546
Not to mention they're all owned by pre-teen one hit wonders who never put in a hard days work.
Hasbunmb - March 28, 2010, 9:41 am, #167493
Amen...


COMMUNISM - I'm downloading it!


TAGS: pirating mp3 mp3s downloading communism
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by GTFO

forseti - March 14, 2010, 2:23 pm, #164764
Me2


BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.


TAGS: fish fail owned sushi cat
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:53 am, #245497
rofl
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:49 pm, #168920
I love this one


ALCOHOL -




COULROPHOBIA -


TAGS: clown sweet dreams
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:27 am, #155247
A little self indulgent but I like it.


MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -


TAGS: good odds wife drowning allah muslim
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm, #177726
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm, #122446
SPF one million


HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.


TAGS: fail owned dopes
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:04 am, #148106
With the holiday stuff in the stores right after halloween, it's amazing we're all not xmas'd out by December 1st.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am, #148103
I always love the holidays!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am, #148102
Merry Christmas, Grey... thanks for the comment on the xmas poster.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:00 am, #148101
Merry Christmas, Canada!!! Hope yours was a good one.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:59 pm, #148100
Merry Christmas AGGY!
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:58 pm, #148099
Oooops.... sorry, tree... let me help: Retraction (noun) - the withdrawl of a promise, statement, opinion, etc.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:57 pm, #148098
HAHA! see its not my fault im an a**hole! its when i was born.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:54 pm, #148097
Tree... now would be the time for a retraction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:53 pm, #148096
About Leo.... not your ex. I wouldn't know.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:52 pm, #148095
Agreed, Porc
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:51 pm, #148094
did I detect a person of color reference, treebon**?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 11:50 pm, #148093
Leo isn't too correct. It has a couple points that are on. It describes my ex to a tee, however.
Treehodger - December 25, 2009, 11:45 pm, #148089
I am Taurus (May 9th) and that pretty much sums me up as a hole. Thank God for the crazy blackies that sit around Africa and make this mumbo-jumbo up. God bless wherever.
HerculesIsKnownForHisInhumanStrenghtYetHeDiedFromAids - September 4, 2009, 7:14 pm, #115085
this is so accurate ive based me and my friends and its kinda creepy.. O_o


FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.


TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

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BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am, #109479
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am, #109358
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm, #78837
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am, #76618
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?


NOT REAL FUNNY FROM 3 TO 11 EITHER -


TAGS: clowns king
Rating: 4.87/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:21 pm, #237655
If I walked into that guy at that time, I'd back away very slowly...


IF YOU HAVE NEVER - met the devil in the road of life, it's because you're both heading in the same direction




HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.


TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

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jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm, #224434
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am, #224415
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...


THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived


TAGS: pies and clowns not a good combo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:19 pm, #156002
I thinks the large rack threw you off. Thx Sean
Sean - February 3, 2010, 4:49 pm, #155966
I had this pic on my computer for over a year and I couldn't think of a worthy poster. But you have, Airman. Nice touch.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:17 pm, #155628
Oh this is gonna be good!! 5 pie fights


OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.


TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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Kel - August 27, 2008, 11:55 am, #17074
Pigeons cant **** when they are in the air.. :)


ON THE NOSE -


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm, #228935
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am, #228924
Excellent well played, LA


BROWNIES - Best served when cool


TAGS: food humor brownies cool
Rating: 4.46/5

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Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:29 pm, #231781
so
crankyhead - March 20, 2012, 8:54 pm, #231732
That reminds me of a poster I forgot to submit on Airmans birthday. I'll drop it in the queue now. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 7:27 pm, #231726
That sounds like an invite to ridicule you.........you laughed because you're old and senile (and incontinent)
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:12 pm, #231725
why did this just crack me up? shut up Mooooooooo


INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way


TAGS: birds on wires upsidedown
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - July 6, 2011, 7:48 pm, #221072
Birds are already screwed... that's where more birds come from
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:14 pm, #221062
Birds will be screwed when the world goes fully wireless.
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:38 am, #219903
There is if you have a Mac =D
house - June 10, 2011, 12:51 am, #219801
....and the comment section, LOL
house - June 10, 2011, 12:50 am, #219800
tks pzy - i must remember to more thoroughly check before submitting. wold,be great to have a spell check in the create section
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:39 am, #219799
supposed to be a comma after there's as well
pzykosiz - June 10, 2011, 12:38 am, #219798
*their, there's you're lucky aggy's not here
house - June 9, 2011, 11:30 pm, #219778
(N) iceman - end vat wood b ?
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:17 pm, #219773
Speeling fail. 1L


SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...


TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

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GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm, #252478
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm, #252477
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm, #252476
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm, #252475
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.


CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




CLOWNS IN THE DARK -


TAGS: clowns terror dark
Rating: 3.61/5

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mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:01 am, #119195
The big red wig gives me a good place to start a fire to burn his still-twitching corpse after I slit his throat from ear to ear. Now, I ask, who's the more screwed up one now? >8]
me - May 26, 2009, 9:43 am, #82162
I agree


FAIL!!!!!! -




SLINKY -


TAGS: slinky fall down stairs pzy
Rating: 4.59/5

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MaxxFordham - August 31, 2011, 2:57 am, #223725
Oops, that was supposed to go as a main posting, rather than a sub. Sorry about that.
MaxxFordham - August 31, 2011, 2:56 am, #223724
Now how do I get the guy who made that picture to edit the errant apostrophe out of the caption?
Ed-Hyde - January 7, 2011, 2:50 pm, #209357
5 classic L's. that joke has been around forever, but it's still priceless.
agdaniele - January 7, 2011, 1:34 pm, #209352
Yes!


THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




PLANES -


TAGS: holy f*** were going down pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

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TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am, #212838
agreed
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am, #212837
agreed
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 10:32 pm, #192042

lol


AFFECTATIONS -


TAGS: bang bang gunslinger sh** down
Rating: 4.23/5

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Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:57 pm, #203721
Amsome space. 5L


AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm, #192690
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am, #192670

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am, #192668
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm, #162850

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm, #162849
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm, #155445

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm, #155444
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm, #155443

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm, #155442
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am, #155441

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am, #155439
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am, #155436

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am, #155423
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am, #155422
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.


TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm, #174897
I WANA PET DA KITTY


THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250196
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm, #250195
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am, #191018
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am, #191016
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm, #139925
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm, #123586
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm, #123407
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.




CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am, #118028
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm, #117731
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am, #117269
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.




WHOA... -


TAGS: governmentshutdown budget congress military
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:33 pm, #216257
Wanted: one at least marginally funny shlong joke to accompany the pic. How about (?): When you're this big, they gotta take you seriously.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:29 pm, #216206
great poster bro 5L
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:41 am, #216111
tell me you banned dating boy there? good caption 4L
mak123 - April 9, 2011, 3:13 pm, #216053
here we provide u the site links about the dating..this is the best site for dating.. dating sites
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:12 pm, #216013
perfect. LOL
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:28 pm, #216009
Lo5L.


MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.


TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm, #226213

nice, 5L


TERROR - When this is the last thing you see before your surgery


TAGS: clown operation
Rating: 2.96/5
Arrogant Knight - December 29, 2008, 12:12 pm, #47329
Woah, MWLF, your list of aliases just twisted my mind inside out.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 29, 2008, 12:05 pm, #47327
It's that band, Crazy Surgical Clown Squad, or was it Harlequin Group of Dubious Sanity?
MFWLR - December 29, 2008, 12:04 pm, #47326
http://www.nsfwmotifake.com/index.php?start=3327
Arrogant Knight - December 29, 2008, 11:55 am, #47321
Oh, Holy Mother of f***!


CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!




the great clown -


TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.8/5

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Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm, #258577
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm, #256502
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm, #256423
amazing
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm, #256182
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am, #256172
Amsome.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am, #256171
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.


A DILEMMA -


TAGS: the final countdown wwii
Rating: 4.71/5

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GySgt1811 - April 27, 2011, 8:34 am, #217453
(Oh, snap! I don't read tags either.)
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 11:57 pm, #217440
How many South Americans make a Brazillion?
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:43 pm, #217425
And finally, you submit a patent to the patent office for Velcro, and retire as a bazillionaire =)
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:42 pm, #217424
First, you radio to Pearl and let them know what's coming. Secondly, you wait for the Zeros to leave the deck, then you sink the Japanese carriers. Thirdly, you get your own bird in the air for a good ol fashioned turkey shoot.
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 7:29 pm, #217421
Nuke them since we already will anyway. Hows that for a paradox?
MPsniper - April 26, 2011, 7:26 pm, #217420
i remember seeing that winner in the theater.... and wasnt it the Nimitz?
Airman - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm, #217405
yes Gunny.. that's in the tags. But what would YOU do
GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm, #217403
Make a movie?


Obedience -


TAGS: dog down
Rating: 4.56/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2014, 2:57 am, #253726
Gettin' suspicious about this "man's best friend" idea.


HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm, #221524
All Eagles fans are virgins.


A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!




FOOD FOR THOUGHT -




CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it


TAGS: caulrophobia van clowns scary love
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 5:41 pm, #187102

d***...i thought maybe we had the same ex-wife...lol.
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 5:20 pm, #187096
just me
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 2:54 pm, #187082

scarey **** chomps....is that u or wifey?...lol
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 2:50 pm, #187081
I sence this Motifake might be aimed at me.


GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.


TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 3.75/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am, #188774
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am, #147842
That would be child abuse


THE HOLY BIBLE -




SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one


TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

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Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm, #55417
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.


-


TAGS: fire clown
Rating: 2.26/5

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Claire - July 21, 2009, 12:27 am, #97541
If by "evil" you mean "compensating" then yes.
The Joker - January 15, 2009, 11:14 am, #52152
I'm more evil than that.


HERE I AM -


TAGS: walking dead zombies ownage
Rating: 3.33/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:42 pm, #242321
The only people I hope live on The Walking Dead are Rick, Andrea, Daryl, and Glen. The rest can become Zombie poop for all I care.


THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.23/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm, #210239
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm, #112635
Muslim pirates eh?


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